A true fan would leave Link and Zelda’s love at this moment, rather than create pornographic fanart.
Because sex is ~icky~ and ~impure~ and totally ruins their relationship
no couple who is really in love would ever have sex right guys?
Nope, feel free to create more ZeLink porn. I won’t be pissed off. I just feel slightly sad that there are poor, unfortunate souls out there who are related to you. But nonetheless I admire you for your courage to crawl out of bed every morning. You, not Link, are the true hero.
I sincerely apologise for my anonymity. But I’d rather not taint Skywaker with essence of troll.
You’re seriously going to waste time on this? *shakes head* Okay I’m too old to continue a fight this trivial, so let me dumb it down for your majesty. If you had a problem with my (Skywaker’s) statement on respecting a franchise, why didn’t you just create more pornography to arouse yourself with rather than pick an argument for no reason? Are you that bored? I usually wouldn’t even bother replying to people like you but you’re probably one of those who will go “oh she didn’t reply because she doesn’t have a valid argument, blah blah, so I’m cool as shit.”
does this person actually exist omfg congratulations on complaining the most out of anyone ever
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